and now a conversation between the stewardess and i on United Express flight 7111 from Denver to KC:
Stewardess: can i get you something to drink hun?
Me: um yeah, do you have coke products?
S: no, i'm sorry, we have pepsi.
M: ah, bummer, do you have DP then?
S: diet pepsi?
M: ew, no. dr. pepper.
S: oh, no, we don't.
M: dang. i'll just get a sierra mist then.
S: i'm sorry sir, we don't have sierra mist.
M: really? isn't it a pepsi product?
S: i don't know.
M: okay. then what do you have?
S: pepsi, diet pepsi, 7-up.
M: aren't 7-up and dr. pepper made by the same people?
S: um. pepsi right?
M: no. they're made by CSAB.
S: what is that?
M: cadbury schweppes americas beverages, i think. they make all sorts of random drinks. it used to be dr. pepper/seven up inc.
S: oh. well. we only have those three. which do you want?
M: do you have orange juice?
S: we actually just ran out two rows behind you.
M: of course you did. i'll just have a water then.
S: what kind?
M: i'm sorry?
S: we have Dasani, Aquafina, Osarka and Deja Blue. which would you like?
M: you have 4 different kinds of water?
S: yes sir.
M: wow. it....doesn't matter. (turns out deja blue tastes like crap.)
but seriously? more types of water than types of soda? United Express flights rule.