i'm in a coffee shop right now and there is a college student - looks like a freshman or sophomore - who is mercilessly flirting with two girls at the same time. he told the one on the right that she looks flaming good today. i'm assuming because she is wearing orange. the other (the one on the left) he is teasing "only beacuse he loves her." both of these comments were followed by a long pause and a telling glance between the girls that essentially said, "this guy is all up in our Kool-Aid."
also his fly is down. poor guy.
-ap.